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Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
It's amazing: The Onion has always maintained itself on as simple a comedy principle as it gets: take a phrase you hear all the time in real life, like "this fucking piece of shit doesn't work right," and develop an entire fake news story around riffing on that one phrase, building it up to the level of farce. It would be pathetic if it wasn't so completely hysterical at least half the time.
Skanks With Negative Self Images
It's a shame what reality TV is doing to our nation's most precious resource: it's skanks.
Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
A sad tragedy in White Plains: hundreds of gallons of gasoline (and apparently some people) destroyed in gas station fire.
Nation’s Wealthy Deprived Of True Meaning Of Christmas | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I hope the folks at AIG are doing OK. It must be cold at the top. And windy.
President To Face Down Monster Attack, Own Demons In Action-Packed Schedule | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
This sounds like a full day. "Coasting," my ass.
Shocking Testimony in the Senate
It's amazing what we just excuse out of hand whenever a Congressman is involved, these days.
Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Do they know it's Halloween time at all?
John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
John McCain was accidentally left on a campaign bus overnight. Campaign officials are downplaying the incident, saying it's perfectly natural that he destroyed some seat cushions after waking up to find himself alone.
Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Severe autumn weather alert!!
